I thought I’d introduce a new “Friday Fun” series, the Friday Haiku. I’m a fan of cranking out silly 5/7/5 syllable poems, so why not author up some Internet and social media marketing-related haiku for your poetic pleasure. My first attempt is below. Enjoy!
Twitter Fame
Being famous on
Twitter basically means you’ve
seen the Fail Whale most.









On the other hand,
it may also mean that twit-
-ter majorly sucks!
Haha, true.
Blue portrait icons suck
Give us living color peeps
Else we shall revolt.
Once upon a time
I spotted the fat fail whale
The end K thanks bye
Thar she blows!
Please explain me that
If I could post my comment
Not as a haiku
this is really funny…. and i guess many people will be nodding on those three lines..